what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Don’t lose pieces of yourself inside his mosaic.
If there is shattering, then there will always be a rebuild.
Worship the moon instead of his favorite song
and the next time you hear it, don’t sing along.
Never walk the three miles to his house
even after all the gin…